1. you are Alex or Mary Austin Wolf, or my sister
2. you saw it on facebook
3. you are bored
Either way, I am glad you decided to read about my fairly uneventful life. I can promise you that this blog won't be in any way riveting or intense, but hopefully, somewhat entertaining. Note: This is not an attempt to convince you that I am cool. I am simply writing about the strange/funny things that happen to me surprisingly often and random thoughts that somehow find their way from my mind to my fingertips. I am sort-of the definition of an over-analyzer. I completely exhaust subjects until I can't remember what I was thinking about in the first place. It's unproductive. So, this blog will serve as a sort-of window to my mind. If that last sentence frightens you, click the small red x on the upper right-hand corner of your screen.
To the few of you who are still reading:
There are a few things you should know about me...
1. Jesus Christ is the absolute love of my life.
2. I love to read.
3. I love learning new words. For example, last week when I was with my cousin Mary Austin, after eating a large meal, she used the word lethargic to describe how she was feeling. I asked her for the definition she said "fat and sleepy." She later informed me that it means sluggish...so kinda the same.
4. I am borderline obsessed with anything that has to do with the Twilight franchise. I am team Jacob, but Robert Pattinson is adorable and we will be getting married in the fall.
5. I like to sing very loudly and on pitch in the car. Lately I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus. Anyone who says she is lame can bite their tongue. I found out that the worship band at my church sang this song a few weeks ago and that made me laugh.
6. I am rarely embarrassed, except for when I trip or burp.
7. My favorite cereal is Reese's Puffs. I ate a whole box of them yesterday in one sitting and then I started to cry.
8. When I was little, I used to eat small pebbles found on the playground.
9. When asked, "Why did you do that?" I frequently use the phrase, "because my mom said I could." I've found that it's funny and it effectively deflects the question.
10. I am going to be living in California this summer to nanny for this adorable child, James.
11. My greatest dream/ambition in life is to get married and have children. If that doesn't work out I will start an orphanage for cats.
12. I love cats.
13. My favorite color is orange.
14. In order from least to greatest my 3 main fears are that I will either drown, get eaten by snakes, or die alone.
15. Family is everything.
16. I am sometimes under the impression that I can control my life. I can't and it's sometimes frustrating.
17. I am extremely gullible.
18. I sometimes snort when I laugh.
19. I love bargain shopping and a sensible cardigan.
20. I have ADHD
21. I love to cry, but not as much as I love to laugh, and definitely not as much as I love to make people laugh.
I will stop at 21 for now, solely because I will be turning 21 tomorrow! Happy birthday to me.
and that's pretty much it...
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